Separated at Birth?

It’s all Britney all the time today and the goss engines are clogged with her mess now that she’s been 5150′d. The last 17 posts on TMZ are all about her. So I thought I would do a quick post about something ELSE gossy. Something NOT BRITNEY.

So here it is: Apparently Matthew McConaughy is super stinky in the pits and is planning to gain weight for a film role. But more importantly, it has been discovered that he is genetically related to Beaker.

That is pretty much my favorite picture of Matthew M. ever taken. Waxed chest, stubby arms, and Beaker mouth.

When asked to comment, Beaker said, “I wished I’da known we were related before we hooked up that time, that’s gross! Mee mee mee mee mee!!”