Ok, here’s the deal.
1. My name is Sloth. My dog’s name is Penny. She’s a 7 lb. dog with a 600 lb. personality. This blog used to be about me, but she’s more interesting so now it’s mostly about her. UPDATE: it’s been about Penny and celebrity shit for a long time now. For personal/political stuff, see the archives. I don’t write about that shit on here any more because my attention span has been worn down to the nub. That’s mostly Twitter’s fault.
2. I used to password-protect everything after a creepy break up that I had, but that turned out to be a giant pain in the canhole.
3. If, after checking out the digs, you want to read any of the password protected shit, please email me at findslothville@gmail.com for password instructions. But I probably won’t give them to you.
