Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 9, 2004

Get Your Crush On

Filed under: Boys — shhville @ 5:24 pm

So I jokingly requested that Michael write me rap that was all about how much he loves me. And he did it. And now I'm all giggly and blushing and acting like I'm in 7th grade. I hope he doesn't mind if I post it here. (Mike, I will delete this post if you want me to.)

Sloth, baby, for you I'm in compliance
You're droppin da science on Chimpanzee defiance
You know he's a liar — injustice don't get by ya
And that is why I respect and admire a
Girl who'd sigh, ahh, I'd love a guy–a
Man who'd love me like I love papaya.
With your big Boston brains and your sexy sloth bod
When you pahk your cahh in Hahhvahhd Yahhd
I say to myself, Oh my God!
I lose my head –I'd scare Ichabod.
Cute at 2AM or in your pink hat cloth
That's why I'd be proud to be Daddy Sloth.



  1. I am so envious. That is too amazing.

    Comment by Nerdygirl — July 9, 2004 @ 5:45 pm

  2. Damn, with dope lyrics like that I’m not surprised he’s married… or is he? I forget, Is mike the one with the awe inspiring abs? Word Mikey… and so true slothy, i’ll pass you a note next period…

    Comment by The Dave — July 9, 2004 @ 6:04 pm

  3. Pffffssh…whatever.

    Comment by Avuncular 1 — July 10, 2004 @ 1:00 am

  4. Dastard just jealous! So am I frankly. You go girl, the last thing a man wrote for me made me laugh because it sucked, not because it was so cute! But he did give me roses with it, and to this day it is the only thing I have ever gotten for valentines day! Anyhow, I reminded The Dave of some amazon woman, so HA! He wrote about that…Sheesh, I am going to bed.

    Comment by Jamie — July 10, 2004 @ 2:30 am

  5. go white boy, go white boy, go

    dave, just can’t get me out of your head can you?

    Comment by Jay — July 10, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  6. Abra – I know! It’s totally unprecedented.

    Dave – actually this is for Mike – Mike, answer Dave’s question, please. (As if you will ever come back to these comments.)

    Not a big Valentine’s Day fan. Never celebrate it. This goes over with well with 99.9% of men.

    Comment by Sloth — July 12, 2004 @ 2:48 pm

  7. I just saw this old comment. I’m not married. How awe-inspiring my abs are depends on how much sweets, sleep and exercise I’ve had. Come to LA and you can see for yourself under various circumstances šŸ˜‰

    Comment by Michael — July 13, 2004 @ 9:14 pm

  8. I knew you weren’t married. Dave’s comment didn’t rattle me at all. Nope. Not even a little tiny bit. I was totally totally calm. For real. Really.

    Comment by Sloth — July 14, 2004 @ 11:11 am

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