Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 15, 2004

Surprise! The Chimp is a Racist!

Filed under: Politics — shhville @ 10:11 am

We'll start the day with an entry from McSweeney's Daily Reason to Dispatch Bush.

DAY 74:

George W. Bush is the first president since Herbert Hoover who has not attended a National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) convention.

Bush declined a recent invitation to speak at the NAACP's upcoming annual convention. NAACP spokesman John White said that Bush has rejected every invitation to speak at their conventions since the president has taken office.

(Source: "Bush Declines NAACP Invitation," The Associated Press, Thursday, July 8, 2004. See article at: http://www.cnn.com.)

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7 Comments »

  1. I’m sure he was just busy that day. Probably had a nonrefundable ticket for a flight to a Carrier on an F-16. Or maybe it was the same day as the annual White House South Lawn WMD Scavenger Hunt.

    Comment by LiAps — July 15, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  2. But isn’t he married to a woman of color? Wait, he and and Dr. Rice aren’t married? I’m so confused.

    Comment by Avuncular 1 — July 15, 2004 @ 10:44 am

  3. Pretty sure that all those took place on the same days as his meetings with some white hooded folk from down home. Or maybe it was the bald, swastika tatooed ones? Either way, he’s an evil bastard. Who can’t read.

    Comment by Kate — July 15, 2004 @ 10:59 am

  4. Oh Kate, you’re so witty in the morning. You just slay me. LOL!

    Comment by Aimee — July 15, 2004 @ 11:10 am

  5. Oh, I just adore you! I have never heard him referred to as a chimp…several other demeaning things..but not a chimp. Too funny!

    Comment by Mandy — July 15, 2004 @ 11:59 am

  6. AHHHH LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Does nobody listen?

    Anyway, loved the site Slothy, just posted it across a few message boards I frequent too… thanks for that.

    I did see Kerry on his 10-speed making his way to the conference… what a guy.

    Comment by The Dave — July 15, 2004 @ 11:59 am

  7. LiAps – the scavenger hunt was a success. I heard they found some nail clippers.

    Dastard – no, you misunderstood. Dr. Rice’s LIPS are married to The Chimps ASS, but there were no nuptials.

    Kate – I think you are misunderestimating him.

    Aimee – careful with those acronyms, you could poke someone’s eye out.

    Mandy – I do a disservice to chimps everywhere by referring to him as such. They don’t deserve to be compared to another animal of so clearly inferior intelligence, but what can you do?

    HomeDave – McSweeney’s is one of my favorite sites for new fiction and other things, but the Daily Reason to Dispatch Bush is a great aspect of it. I hope that more people will read it if we spread the word.

    Unfortunately I think the clumps of capital letters are here to stay. People we like use them. What can we do but be tolerant?

    Comment by Sloth — July 15, 2004 @ 12:35 pm


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