Slow Adventures in Slothville

December 9, 2004

Lethal Sloth

Filed under: Slothyness, Whateverall — shhville @ 11:32 am

The woman next to me has been listening to Christmas carols all day every day for this entire week. Clearly this is going to continue right up to the holidays. My murderous fantasies about this woman have recently careened out of control. The last one involves sitting on her neck and breaking her teeth by shoving bits of broken radio into her mouth.

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