Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 18, 2005

Vaporized Sloth

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, Whateverall — shhville @ 4:11 pm

I saw “Batman Begins” the other day. I liked it until Bunsen pointed out that if the weapon could vaporize all the water then why would it not just vaporize all the humans too, since we are pretty much sacs of water with personalities. Then I got really mad and sort of belatedly hated the movie. But Christian Bale is still on my “to-do” list and unless he turns out to be as much of a twat as Sean Penn (beatdown with a script of “I Am Sam,” motherfucker!), he’s staying there.

From McSweeney’s:

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels.

By Sarah Garb

Ocean’s Three

Borderline-Inappropriate Dancing

There Are Plenty of Mohicans

Charlie and the Limited-Production Chocolate Startup

Thursday the 12th

Four Bachelorette Parties and a Friend in the Hospital

Babette’s Snack

Joseph and the Nondescript Monochrome Sportcoat

My Brunch With Andre

Triassic Park

The Upwardly Mobile Tenenbaums

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