Slow Adventures in Slothville

June 20, 2006

Nutty Nutjob

Filed under: Politics — shhville @ 3:29 pm

I just had to share with you all this letter that Warrior Steve showed me from the Denton Record-Chronicle, his hometown newspaper. It made me do the can't-breathe laughing thing. If I were wearing pantz I would have peed them – enjoy (you liberal nuts).

Weird Al

Screwy Al Bore makes a movie about global warming. Man, if that ain’t funny, I don’t know what is.

What’s even funnier is that you screwy left-wing liberal nuts spent money to see it and you come out believing it. It should be filed in the comedy section at Blockbuster. The only global warming we have is the hot air the left-wing nuts are putting out.

The only reason I’m for abortion is the fact that you left-wing nuts would be growing in alarming numbers. Keep writing letters bashing me, you left-wing liberal nuts, because I get a good laugh from them.

When will you liberal nuts learn to think for yourselves and not depend on MSNBC, CNN, CBS and ABC news reporters on what to say the next day?

I will bet you liberal nuts that Al Gore will win every award in Hollywood that there is to win because you screwy liberals want to believe nuts like Al so bad that you will praise them in any way you can, thinking that normal folks like Republican Texans can be brainwashed as easy as you fools.

What part of that small brain is it that you liberal nuts use? No matter how hard I try, I can’t find it in mine. Fix global warming by 90 percent this year, liberal nuts, by keeping your mouths shut for at least a day. Screwy Al Gore, keep up the comedy. I am loving it.

Robert Davila,

Denton

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10 Comments »

  1. Actually, I found that just plain sad. Obviously someone that has never tried to expand their brain. I’m sure he gets all his info from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News.

    But, then again, I’m just a nut.

    Comment by Vince — June 20, 2006 @ 4:55 pm

  2. A liberal nut.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — June 20, 2006 @ 5:24 pm

  3. A hem… PROUD liberal nut, thank you.

    Comment by Jamie — June 20, 2006 @ 5:42 pm

  4. He’s right. Liberal nuts should not believe everything said on the news media. Instead they should perhaps pay attention to… oh, accredited scientists who all say global warming is undeniably taking place?

    Comment by Michael — June 20, 2006 @ 6:37 pm

  5. How does that get published?

    My new solution for everyone who says that global warming doesn’t exist. Let them adopt a newly homeless polar bear. And by adopt, I mean, get eaten by, because the polar bear is hungry because it hasn’t been able to hunt lately.

    (That’s some liberal nuttiness for ya. ;))

    Comment by Julie — June 20, 2006 @ 6:44 pm

  6. Wow. That’s the most depressing funny ever.

    Good thing all Texans aren’t this crazy.

    Comment by Seth — June 20, 2006 @ 7:28 pm

  7. Oh come on, people, this doesn't crack you up??

    Now I feel weird that I thought it was such a winner.

    He uses the word "nuts" nine times in this letter, you guys. NINE TIMES. (…….and now I'm in Ferris Bueller land….)

    I'm sorry, but in my world, anyone who can't come up with a better insult than some kind of variation on "left-wing liberal nuts" is hi-sterical. Sha!!

    Comment by shhville — June 20, 2006 @ 7:43 pm

  8. Actually, I went to the site and looked at some of the other editorials. What really caught my eye and steemed me was the letter from the mom of an autistic child. She did all the right things and was made to feel like a piece of shit from a lame fast food resturaunt worker. But then again, I’m a little biased.

    In my book, if you’re so lame that the best insult you can give is Left Wing Liberal Nut, you deserve my pity. Unless you actually say something funny, you know, like how global warming is all part of the conspiracy to cover up the assasination of JFK and keep us from finding Jimmy Hoffa’s body. Now you’re getting into comedy.

    Comment by Vince — June 20, 2006 @ 8:29 pm

  9. Oh yes. Dismissing scientific evidence because Bill O’Reilly told you to is a WAY better strategy.

    I think this letter would make a good drinking game. Do a shot every time he uses the phrase “liberal nut.”

    Dude, just because you say it alot does not make it true. Please turn off the fox news and go for a walk, or something.

    Comment by ESC — June 20, 2006 @ 8:44 pm

  10. What’s funny is that he might have actually believed he was saying something! 😛

    Comment by Seamus — June 20, 2006 @ 9:09 pm

  11. I’m going to use a liberal amount of pine nuts in my pesto this eve because there’s nothing better at making me all gassy and contributing to the hole in our ozone than my liberal and nutty butt gas. Liberal. Nutty. Mmm… **spoink**

    Comment by Cootera — June 21, 2006 @ 7:11 pm


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