Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 5, 2006


Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, News, Slothyness — shhville @ 7:40 pm

What? You were not all on vacation? I’m sorry, but when I go on vacation it usually means a vacation from my computer as well. I spent Friday through Tuesday in Maine, cooked many elaborate dinners, drank too much and rocked the scrabble.

I apologize that a more substantial post is not forthcoming, but as you can imagine I have days and days worth of celebrity gossip to catch up on. Did you know that Ice T is producing David Hasselhoff’s new album and that Mike Tyson and his face tattoo had a birthday party on a huge yacht in the Hamptons? There is IMPORTANT STUFF HAPPENING, PEOPLE.*

I will leave you with two things to entertain you:

1. A variety of reactions to Slothy’s latest hair adventure…

“Oh my god, I LOVE IT!!”

“You look GREAT.”

“Well, that’s…..interesting.”

“You look like a French poet.”

“What did you DO?”

“You look like you should be signing off on bank loans.”



“Is that your real color?”

~raised eyebrows~

“Why the hell did you cut all your hair off?”

And my personal favorite, “I like it……..and it’ll grow back.”

Before and after pics as soon as poss, I promise.

2. Heidi Klum not superhuman goddess being, as previously supposed.

*Also, some dude named “Ken Lay” died of a “massive coronary.” I don’t know about you, but I’m going to trust my instincts and go with “massive suicide” instead.



  1. Some of us don’t have a nice place in Maine to escape to. Some of us are stuck at home and forced to work on Mondays that aren’t actually holidays yet are inconveniently sandwiched between a weekend and a holiday. Those “some of us” are jealous of you.

    Perhaps Bill Frist could have a massive coronary as well.

    Comment by Julie — July 5, 2006 @ 8:27 pm

  2. Many of us have thought of the “massive suicide” theory with Lay.

    Interesting photos for sure!

    Comment by Inanna — July 5, 2006 @ 9:57 pm

  3. My dear, I imagine you would look go-juss even with a faux-hawk.

    Have I been so immersed in soccer that I have NO idea who Ken Lay is?

    Comment by Tot — July 6, 2006 @ 5:03 am

  4. Ken Lay, the Enron guy, has conviniently avoided going to jail. In that, for the first time, he has saved somebody a couple of bucks rather than cost hordes of people their entire fortunes. I hope the government still goes after his estate for the $73 million they were seeking. Not that I’ll see any of it, as a tax cut or anything else. But still.

    Comment by cybele — July 6, 2006 @ 1:32 pm

  5. Suicide? C’mon, Sloth… secluded mountain cabin, incredible wealth clearly stashed in the Caymens, impending prison sentence… HE FAKED HIS OWN DEATH, PEOPLE. If his shareholders don’t demand a wide-open casket with DNA tests, they’re nuts.

    Comment by Big Pinzur — July 6, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

  6. I’m with Pinz. No way he’s dead. I’m actually surprised it wasn’t a plane crash. Those are much easier to fake with some unclaimed cadavers and some recreated teeth.

    Burn in hell Ken.

    Comment by Seth — July 6, 2006 @ 3:08 pm

  7. Too bad there aren’t more of those “massive coronaries” to spread around DC!

    Comment by Seamus — July 6, 2006 @ 5:38 pm

  8. Show me the hair. Comply.

    Comment by E-Lo — July 6, 2006 @ 5:51 pm

  9. Ken Lay faking his death, never! I think he also heard about Ice-T producing the new hot joint from the Hof and could not handle all that awesome. Infact I think I need to go get a crash cart after typing that. Either that or Ken Lay is now chilling with Bin Laden at a spa retreat in Switzerland.

    Comment by boski — July 6, 2006 @ 5:57 pm

  10. its football, not soccer people!

    Comment by basho. — July 6, 2006 @ 6:12 pm

  11. In the lands of the NFL and CFL, it’s soccer.

    Comment by Tot — July 6, 2006 @ 6:16 pm

  12. I agree with 5 and 6, those were my initial thoughts as well.

    Comment by madiecatjen — July 6, 2006 @ 8:47 pm

  13. Ok, suspicious Ken Lay fake death acknowledged.

    Did anyone even bother to click on the Heidi Klum link??? Come ON!! That’s all I want to talk about!!

    Comment by shhville — July 6, 2006 @ 9:09 pm

  14. Glad you’re back. I was starting to go through withdrawal. I’m very interested to see the hair. I’m sure it looks FABULOUS on you.

    And yes, Ken Lay now equals irony.

    Comment by Vince — July 6, 2006 @ 9:29 pm

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