Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 7, 2006


Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 2:02 pm

We’ll start off this lovely Friday with a picture of Lindsay Lohan “dancing” on her patio in a bikini. This photo is one of those things that just makes me happy I woke up this morning so I could see it. When she dies of a massive drug overdose it won’t be nearly as funny. Well, ok, same amount of funny, but with a tinge of guilt.

And we’ll continue it with a picture of a gnasty exhumed animated cadaver that somehow ended up at Paris Fashion Week. France is weird.

Liv is like, “You see that dead bitch steal my shoes? I waved a cannoli in her face and she howled and turned to dust. I was like, damn girl! I just wanted my shoes back!”



  1. If that’s “Lindsay Lohan,” why is Warrior Steve lying face down on the deck chair?

    Comment by Dan Tobin — July 7, 2006 @ 3:55 pm

  2. Aaahahahaha!

    Comment by Tot — July 7, 2006 @ 4:21 pm

  3. ps – That was directed at Lohan. She’s either attempting a tricky shaving maneuver, or she’s joined the Ministry of Silly Walks.

    Comment by Tot — July 7, 2006 @ 4:25 pm

  4. I heart Liv Tyler…she looks so normal in comparison to the other two. And she has the added setback of inheriting her father’s lips to get past.

    Comment by Julie — July 7, 2006 @ 4:27 pm

  5. That shot of Lindsay made my day. That is just too damn funny!

    Comment by Vince — July 7, 2006 @ 5:03 pm

  6. let’s caption!

    “hey everybody, does my cooch smell weird to you?”

    “no, I’m not hungry. I ate an entire pea for lunch, I’m absolutely STUFFED!”

    “I stole this from Rose McGowan’s closet.”

    Comment by ESC — July 7, 2006 @ 7:37 pm

  7. “…and that soccer guy, you know, the cute one? he did like THIS…”

    “…and if I stick out my tongue, I look like a zipper!”

    “No, I left the elf ears at home, but thanks for asking.”

    Comment by cybele — July 8, 2006 @ 3:00 am

  8. “Dudes, I TOLD you I went to BRAZIL.”

    “Don’t hate just because I signed a major deal with George Romero and you di-int.”

    “Anto ve en ve tumbale.”

    Comment by Tot — July 8, 2006 @ 4:57 pm

  9. “Look, I can do more than just change my hair color, and purge.”

    “Does this make me look fat?”

    “My name is now Arwhat, as in Arrrr… what the fuck are you wearing?”

    Comment by Inanna — July 9, 2006 @ 1:39 am

  10. “Now that I’m in the Kaballah, Madonna’s been showing me some moves!”

    “I don’t know why everyone thinks Keira looks anorexic, she’s absolutely chubby!”

    “Do we have to stand out here in the sun any longer? I’m starting to tan…”

    Comment by Jamie — July 9, 2006 @ 10:42 am

  11. BTW, Slothy, I saw a story on 20/20 Friday about the lengths women go through to keep and fit into their high heels and immediately thought of you!

    Comment by Vince — July 10, 2006 @ 8:30 pm

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