Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 11, 2006

Vindicated (as usual)

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 9:20 pm




  1. Shyeah, but Johnny Depp is still freaking hot all dressed up as a gay pirate. Tsch!

    Comment by E-Lo — July 12, 2006 @ 12:13 pm

  2. The kids liked it, the husband liked it, the dialogue didn’t suck, the makeup was cool, and Bill Nighy got to slobber his way through a really juicy role. It was good fun and kind of nice to notice that Orlando Bloom is a whole lot prettier than Keira Knightley. Note to Ang Lee: THIS is how you make a Gay movie that people actually WANT to see.

    Comment by cybele — July 12, 2006 @ 1:42 pm

  3. I’m telling you. Pretend it’s a ride at DisneyWorld and you’ll understand it better.

    And doesn’t because it made the most money ever for an opening weekend mean it’s the greatest movie ever?

    Comment by Seth — July 12, 2006 @ 2:42 pm

  4. Note I didn’t say like.

    Comment by Seth — July 12, 2006 @ 2:43 pm

  5. Sometimes you go to a movie just to see Johnny Depp dressed up like a pirate and chuck all other expectations at the door.

    Comment by Julie — July 12, 2006 @ 4:34 pm

  6. I’m with julie, savvy?

    Comment by Jamie — July 12, 2006 @ 6:01 pm

  7. hehehe…Jammie said Savvy. 😀

    Comment by Julie — July 17, 2006 @ 4:45 pm

  8. Vindicated. But not syndicated.
    And indicated that lately you’re not so dedicated.

    Make with the new post, Slothie.

    Comment by Michael — July 24, 2006 @ 6:40 pm

  9. Yes. Make His Mike.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — July 24, 2006 @ 7:52 pm

  10. I have a theory wherein Sloth and Warrior Steve actually eloped and are currently on their honeymoon, thereby explaining Sloth’s long absence from blogdom.

    If this theory is true, then they should be returning soon and DAMMIT, SLOTH, WE WANT HONEYMOON DETAILS.

    Comment by Julie — July 26, 2006 @ 3:43 am

  11. Let the rumors begin!!

    Comment by Tot — July 26, 2006 @ 4:24 pm

  12. I heard that she was on a journey to find her birth sloth parents deep in the Amazon. The ones in Maine adopted her from the poachers.

    Comment by Seth — July 26, 2006 @ 4:27 pm

  13. I also heard that on the honeymoon, Sloth was having one toe removed from each paw, making her an ubercool toe-toed sloth as opposed to a lame three-toed sloth.

    Or was it that she was having one toe grafted onto each paw, and it’s the three-toed sloths that are cool?

    Comment by Julie — July 26, 2006 @ 7:04 pm

  14. She’s pregnant. What’s a good rumor mill without a good pregnancy!

    Comment by Jamie — July 26, 2006 @ 10:28 pm

  15. I heard she went on tour with Huey Lewis and the News.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — July 27, 2006 @ 11:52 am

  16. I can confirm that as of a week ago, Sloth was alive, well, and wolfing down crab rangoon. Okay, she was demurely eating salad while I wolfed down crab rangoon, but she did say they were pretty good. Also her haircut is stupendous. And she eloped and is pregnant with Huey Lewis’s baby in the Amazon.

    Comment by Dan Tobin — July 27, 2006 @ 7:07 pm

  17. I bet Warrior Steve is jealous. Or is he in the News?

    Comment by The Retropolitan — July 28, 2006 @ 1:19 pm

  18. In the News? Dude, I’m pretty sure he IS the news.

    Comment by Aimee — July 28, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

  19. Dan, does the baby have two toes or three? They can tell that on the slothogram, right?

    Comment by Julie — July 30, 2006 @ 3:51 am

  20. I was using a crabrangoonometer, and unfortunately I ate the damn thing before it got a good reading. Sorry.

    Comment by Dan Tobin — July 31, 2006 @ 6:02 pm

  21. I heard she found God and is too busy stuffing envelopes for the religious right.(If this doesnt provoke a post, I don’t know what will)

    Comment by Paul — August 1, 2006 @ 1:33 am

  22. HA! I think Paul is right. Sloth is now married, barefoot and pregnant, and with her newfound religion, she will keep the baby no matter how many toes it has!

    (Hello? Sloth?? We miss you!)

    Comment by Aimee — August 1, 2006 @ 4:54 am

  23. Yeah, where’d you go?

    Comment by Kev — August 1, 2006 @ 4:39 pm

  24. now that was funny

    Comment by Paul — August 2, 2006 @ 2:38 am

  25. Hmpf. I take some time off occasionally and get threats of delinking. Now, who’s delink-quent?

    Comment by Michael — August 2, 2006 @ 6:43 pm

  26. Michael, I have never threatened to de-link you. De-frock you, perhaps, but then again I hear you look cute in a frock.

    (Let the Michael rumors begin!)

    Comment by Julie — August 2, 2006 @ 6:51 pm

  27. I heard that Julie is pregnant with Michael’s child. Just something I heard.

    On the internet.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — August 3, 2006 @ 12:04 pm

  28. Careful Julie! Michael will take your baby like he did mine! (or so it happened in Regan’s dream anyway)

    Michael wears a glitter name belt.

    Comment by Tot — August 3, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

  29. Michael has a multi-country harem which includes Tot, Me, Regan, Aimee, and Sloth, and he makes us all wear glitter name belts to mark us.

    Comment by Julie — August 4, 2006 @ 12:28 am

  30. I love my glitter belt. I call it “bling” so I can sound hip.

    Is it working yet?

    Comment by Aimee — August 4, 2006 @ 5:28 pm

  31. Yeah, Aimee, you’re so money. 😉

    Where is Sloth?????

    Comment by Julie — August 7, 2006 @ 3:18 pm

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