Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 9, 2006

Bad Idea of the Day

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 4:27 pm

What the fuck?

I’m sorry, but if “Working Girl” doesn’t take place in the 80’s with the huge hair and crazy eyeshadow and and Melanie Griffith’s weird body in a garter belt and a young, handsome Harrison Ford talking with his mouth full and little dab of mayo on his lip, then it’s not “Working Girl.”

Period.

Jessica Simpson is a waste of human space and the worst kind of force-fed-to-the-American-populace celebrity there is. Melanie Griffith may have been something of a bimbette, but comparing her to Jessica Simpson is like comparing Chanel No. 5 to the smell of used floss.


Jesus Christ woman, pull your fucking pants up.

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6 Comments »

  1. I really don’t want to bob my head to her new song, because I hates her, I do.

    But my head has been known to bob…

    Then hang.. in shame.

    Comment by Jamie — August 9, 2006 @ 4:52 pm

  2. I haven’t seen Working Girl.

    I know this a bad idea regardless.

    She should be doing Mannequin 3..or Grease 3…or Speed 3. Career killers all.

    Comment by Tot — August 9, 2006 @ 8:24 pm

  3. How? How would Working Girl even work right now??? It was all about the woman trying to climb the career ladder but being forced back down because there was only room in the corporate world for one woman. That hasn’t been the case since the 80s! Gah. I just typed that really hard, because Jessica Simpson is a numbnuts and I like Working Girl the way it is. Why do we need to remake it???

    Comment by Julie — August 9, 2006 @ 8:29 pm

  4. Exactly! It’s ALREADY the perfect 80’s snapshot movie! Don’t fuck with it!!

    Comment by shhville — August 9, 2006 @ 8:34 pm

  5. They already made Speed 3, although it does need a remake.

    Her dad really figured out how to work Hollywood. He’s made alot of money off of very little talent, if any at all.

    Comment by Seth — August 10, 2006 @ 5:22 pm

  6. I don’t know who I hate more, Jessica Simpson or Brittny Spears. Although if you look close enough you’ll discover they’re actually the same person with different makeup. Both of them should be banished to some trailer park for washed up pop singers.

    Comment by Vince — August 10, 2006 @ 8:23 pm


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