Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 30, 2006

Must. Update.

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, Slothyness — shhville @ 4:20 pm

Sorry everyone – I’m so busy today that I have no time to update. But I can’t leave Rubber Man as the top post, that’s just wrong. So here’s a picture of me and Warrior Steve hanging out mid-cuddle:

Yes, he’s that much taller than me.

And here is a link to one of my favorite new blog reads, “One D at a Time,” and a post about how Matthew McConawhatever is totally gay. I mean, if you didn’t know that already I feel sorry for you, but the post still slays.

Sorry for the short post – it’s a zoo around here.



  1. I’m itching to photoshop a pink toque on the wee sloth.

    Ahh, yet another man I have unexplainable lust for is gay.

    I know he probably reeks of ganj and barbecued ribs and listening to him is like chewing on tin foil…but I’d still bone him.

    Comment by Tot — August 30, 2006 @ 4:54 pm

  2. So…all the straight ones go to seed pretty quickly, and the pretty ones are gay? It’s sad, but we kind of knew this already, yes?

    And while we’re on this topic, I’d love somebody to explain Johnny Depp to me. (Apparantly straight, over forty, still hot. Exception that proves the rule? Vampire? Alien?)

    Tot, toque the wee sloth! Do it! Comply!

    Comment by cybele — August 30, 2006 @ 6:42 pm

  3. Yes, Tot. Tongue me. Comply comply comply.

    Depp is not human. I thought everyone knew that.

    Comment by shhville — August 30, 2006 @ 6:58 pm

  4. Awww, aren’t you all too cute – need a little algae though – looking a little pale! 😉

    Comment by Seamus — August 30, 2006 @ 7:12 pm

  5. Sloth, your freudian slip is showing. Tot wants to toque you; you asked her to tongue you.

    (Of course I’d let her, too!)

    Comment by Aimee — August 30, 2006 @ 7:17 pm

  6. Are you sure you know whose Freudian slip that was?

    I think it was Tot’s. She meant “tongue” but she was looking at my pink hat picture while she typed.


    Comment by shhville — August 30, 2006 @ 8:50 pm

  7. Oh, I totally meant tongue.

    Comment by Tot — August 31, 2006 @ 12:41 am

  8. Sha!

    Comment by shhville — August 31, 2006 @ 2:09 pm

  9. Cool!

    Comment by Aimee — August 31, 2006 @ 3:48 pm

  10. You two are so sweet together!

    Comment by Vince — August 31, 2006 @ 4:27 pm

  11. I think it would take a while to figure out what to do with the claws, but you have had time to ponder.

    Thanks for bumping rubberman. Seriously.

    Comment by Seth — August 31, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

  12. Warrior Steve’s day is now made, as visions of Sloth getting tongued by Tot are running through his head.

    Ohhhhh yeeeeaaaaaahhhh…

    Comment by ESC — September 1, 2006 @ 4:16 am

  13. Damn I can so see it now and it’s always the cute ones. Well as long as David Boreanaz doesnt feel the need to come out of the closet anytime soon I can continue dreaming.

    Comment by Tracy — September 1, 2006 @ 1:52 pm

  14. You know, when I heard about MM’s little three-boy-outings with Lance Armstrong and Jakeback Mountain, my first reaction was not, “Hey, I bet they’re cruising for chicks.”

    Comment by Dan — September 1, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

  15. Are there narcoleptic sloths as well?

    Comment by Julie — September 1, 2006 @ 4:46 pm

  16. You and Warrior Steve make such a cute couple. I wanna cuddle too.

    Comment by E-Lo — September 1, 2006 @ 10:17 pm

  17. Shoe Blogger Needed

    Anyone else nominate Sloth?

    Comment by Chris — September 2, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

  18. The last line of that ad reads, “the blog should always be fun and lighthearted.” I’m not sure we want to make our Sloth be lighthearted ALL THE TIME. She might hurt something.

    Comment by Aimee — September 3, 2006 @ 3:19 am

  19. I’m hurting something right now just thinking about it.


    Seriously, thanks for the link. Maybe I’ll send them a little summa summa.

    Comment by shhville — September 3, 2006 @ 5:13 am

  20. Sloth? Bubbly???


    Comment by ESC — September 6, 2006 @ 1:12 am

  21. Totally unrelated to this post… I just had to say (I may blog about this later) that I’ve only now gotten hooked on “Lost”. I’m watching Season 1 on DVD and this show is brilliant. There’s a polar bear on the island? Sloths too? Gonna watch another episode and find out.

    Comment by Michael — September 6, 2006 @ 8:27 pm

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