Slow Adventures in Slothville

November 27, 2006

Old Man Clooney

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 9:25 pm

Well, I’m sorry for the mini-post, but I am just now able to sign in to my blog so you get an end-of-the-day blurb.

Check out this picture. See anything odd (other than the fact that Bruce Willis looks more and more like Mr. Peanut every damn day)?

Tell me that you SEE how happy-old-pervish George Clooney is looking these days. Look at his face! He looks like he just got a mouthful of pureed squash from a busty nurse and he’s contemplating his upcoming sponge bath while he gums it.

I want to steal his dentures!!

Honestly, he’s about four months away from this:

Don’t you think?

(Please let me know if my fascination with aging celebrities is boring and I’ll cut it out.)



  1. Your fascination with aging celebrities takes us all to the places we dare not go alone. Don’t stop–you’re the vanguard. 😉

    Comment by Aimee — November 27, 2006 @ 10:00 pm

  2. I still heart George.

    Comment by Julie — November 27, 2006 @ 10:15 pm

  3. I love your fascination, as it’s also mine. I do dlisted, and he’s a myspace friend, too! I’m so much more of a dork than you are! G’head, try to out-dork me! It can’t be done!

    Comment by Foundme — November 28, 2006 @ 1:32 am

  4. Damn, he is looking old there. But I’m sure he still gets all the babes. Lucky bastard.

    Comment by Vince — November 28, 2006 @ 2:32 am

  5. Vince, I’m not sure babes are what George is looking for… 😉

    Comment by Julie — November 28, 2006 @ 4:56 am

  6. He looks older than I’ve ever noticed before and yeah he’s kinda ok looking, but it all pales into comparison next to Bruce Willis.

    Comment by tracy — November 28, 2006 @ 12:49 pm

  7. Old Man Clooney’s only 45.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — November 28, 2006 @ 2:39 pm

  8. I don’t know, maybe it’s just his neck fat in the photo. Bad angle.

    Tracy, I can’t say I agree with you, but at least Clooney is actually kind of a nice guy while Big Bruce is a total asshole.

    …….or so I’ve been told.

    Comment by shhville — November 28, 2006 @ 3:13 pm

  9. But I like that George and Hef both look genuinely happy. And it doesn’t seem like Evil Happy, more the I Get Plenty of Blow Jobs Happy. And I Don’t Pay for Them, the Ladies Just Like Giving Them to Me, ‘Cause I’m So Damn Charming.

    The other Big Swinging Dicks ™ in the room fill the void with power brokering, cars, planes, money, blow and bimbos, but they know in their tiny hearts that they still lose out in the end to guys like George and Hef, and it kills them inside. But it doesn’t faze George and Hef. Their peace comes from within.

    Comment by Robyn — November 28, 2006 @ 7:06 pm

  10. ………their penises……

    Comment by shhville — November 28, 2006 @ 7:10 pm

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