Slow Adventures in Slothville

April 13, 2007


Filed under: Slothyness — shhville @ 3:27 pm

Sometimes, at 3 a.m., standing in the guilty glow of the refrigerator light, I wonder what a coroner would make of my stomach contents were I found bludgeoned in a dumpster the next morning.



  1. that is SO FUNNY, because I had the EXACT SAME THOUGHT yesterday! Seriously!

    “it appears the victim enjoyed a meal of a quarter pounder with cheese, french fries, and a sweet tea before being knifed at the park. we can conclude that she was totally white trash”

    Comment by ESC — April 13, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

  2. waccawaccawacca!

    Comment by Moose — April 13, 2007 @ 10:21 pm

  3. What is in your fridge that you would eat and the coroner would find strange? Oh, or is it a combination of normal foods but when paired in a sloth’s stomach become interesting?

    Maybe if you weren’t raiding the fridge at 3 am, it wouldn’t be as hard to wake up in the morning. *runs away shrieking and hides*

    Comment by Anonymous, but not really — April 14, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

  4. Oh, right, like the coroner doesn’t raid the fridge in the middle of the nigh.

    Comment by Vince — April 16, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  5. Nice blog!

    Comment by laluttefinale — April 16, 2007 @ 6:16 pm

  6. Yeah, nice blog. Remember when we were both posting regularly?

    Comment by Michael — April 19, 2007 @ 3:03 pm

  7. Hey, I remember those days, too! Seems no one does anymore. It’s kinda sad.

    Comment by Aimee — April 19, 2007 @ 7:20 pm

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