Slow Adventures in Slothville

July 24, 2007


Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 6:24 pm

Well, that’s what you WANT to read about, isn’t it? Is it just me or does her mug shot look like a slightly less cunty Anny Coulter?

Nope, not me.



  1. A giant flaming cunt sitting on a bed of cunts drinking a cunt martini would still look slightly less cunty than Ann Coulter.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — July 24, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

  2. Ewwwwwwwwwwheeeeeeee!

    Comment by shhville — July 24, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

  3. This may be the only time I’ve ever actually used the word “cunt.”

    Comment by The Retropolitan — July 24, 2007 @ 6:52 pm

  4. Comparing Lindsay to Ann Coulter, I don’t think even I could insult someone that bad.

    But they do look awefully alike. I’d hate to call a woman a cunt, but in her case I might make an exception.

    Comment by Vince — July 25, 2007 @ 12:02 am

  5. Shit. Now I have to go look up Ann Coulter AND Lindsay Lohan.

    Comment by cybele — July 25, 2007 @ 2:00 am

  6. Cunt is a great word. Ian Fleming and Trainspotting turned me on to it.

    However this was my first time for the word “cunty”.

    Cunty’s eyes really are pure evil.

    Comment by Seth — July 25, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

  7. Now I am freckly, but Lindsay’s freckles look kind of like an STD. Note how they are all around her mouth? What’s up with that?

    Comment by Julie — July 25, 2007 @ 8:18 pm

  8. Have to agree with Julz here!

    Comment by Seamus — July 26, 2007 @ 12:47 am

  9. Yup. Cunts ahoy.

    Comment by Don — July 26, 2007 @ 2:07 am

  10. cuntalicious!

    Comment by EvilScienceChick — July 26, 2007 @ 2:25 am

  11. I second Julie’s comment – what the hell is up with those freckles? It looks like she was standing on the side of the road in the rain and got splattered by mud by a passing truck.

    Or maybe it’s just a case of the uglies.

    Comment by E-Lo — July 27, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

  12. Amazing what they do with make-up in Hollywood, isn’t it?

    Comment by Inanna — August 14, 2007 @ 2:58 am

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