Slow Adventures in Slothville

September 19, 2007

Wednesday Goss Roundup

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, Penny — shhville @ 7:01 pm

For those of you who are too busy to attend to the really important things in life, I give you today’s goss roundup minus BritBrit and OJ.

Eva Longoria channels Joan Collins (Go Fug Yourself)

Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado suck at life (I Don’t Like You In That Way)

Speaking of Justin Timberlake, he’s a douchebag (FourFour)

Ellen Pompeo flew over the cuckoo’s nest (PopSugar)

Alicia Silverstone finally got a gig (A Socialite’s Life)

Paris Hilton greeting cards now available (Gallery of the Absurd)

Debra Messing is wearing a parachute as a dress (

Britney’s biggest fan is getting his own television show (D-Listed)

Jennifer Lopez is just bloated, people, cool out (Mollygood)

Later, geezers!



  1. I just love how she looks so surprised to see the world outside the sheets every morning: “Oh! I forgot all this was out here! All this is for me? Awwwww. Just rub my little head for a while while I regroup, won’t you?”

    Comment by shelley — September 19, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

  2. Just a quick little stretch today.

    That’s alotta gossip to take in all at once.

    Ugh, I knew that dude was gonna get a show from his stupid Youtube video.

    Debra, Debra, Debra. You should know better.

    I love inside stories like that about Nelly Furtado and JT the Douchebag.

    Comment by Seth — September 20, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

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