Slow Adventures in Slothville

September 20, 2007

Cure in a Nutsack

Filed under: Politics — shhville @ 6:44 pm

Hey, old white men concerned about stem cell research and family values! Hey! Guess what? PROBLEM SOLVED, BITCHES. Now, if you’ll just hold still a sec while we cut open your nutsack  and – wh-what’s that? You changed your mind about protesting embryonic stem cell research? Yeah, fuck those embryos anyways, right? Riiiiiiiiiight.



  1. If only science could find a way to collect the necessary cells from the, ah, nocturnal emissions of the Old White Creationists, then maybe they wouldn’t be going to HELL for firing one off in the night.


    Comment by wunelle — September 20, 2007 @ 10:08 pm

  2. A-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Suddenly we don’t care so much about dead fetal tissue, now do we, Old White Men?


    Comment by shelley — September 20, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  3. Hahahahaha! OMG, that’s brilliant!

    Comment by Aimee — September 21, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

  4. Ow. OW.
    The words “cut” and “nutsack” should never appear in the same sentence unless they are accompanied by a sufficiently serious motivation word like “cancer” or “vasectomy.”

    Comment by His Sinfulness — September 24, 2007 @ 5:08 pm

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