Slow Adventures in Slothville

November 15, 2007

Separated at Birth? Part 2.

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 4:00 pm

It’s kind of a theme I’m on lately.

So, you know who else I have the hots for? Michael Wincott. Or should I say, Michael WinHOTT??? Yeaheah! Check it out! Did you see how I did that?

It all goes back to the Evil, Powerful, Alpha Male thing. Osteen and Winhott are all of those things and so I swoon before them. The only real difference is that I have no urge to ruin Winhott’s life. His sheets, maybe, but not his life.

I mean who would not sit still to listen to his gravelly voice whisper threats of pleasure into their ear? I WOULD SO SIT STILL FOR THAT.

So, yes. Michael Wincott = Delicious.

You know what’s not delicious? Heath Ledger trying to be Michael Wincott.

Dude, step off. You’re not scary enough to copy Winhott’s look. We appreciate that you’re embracing your baldingness, but enough already. Anyway, I’d watch out if I were you, Winhott’s looking none too pleased.

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2 Comments »

  1. “Childhood ends the moment you know you’re gonna; die.”
    Best movie quote EVER, courtesy of Mr. Wincott…

    Comment by His Sinfulness — November 15, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

  2. He’s been in some good flicks. The Crow and Strange Days being my favorites.

    Comment by Seth — November 19, 2007 @ 7:00 pm


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