Slow Adventures in Slothville

December 18, 2007

Scary Santas!

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 5:26 pm

You’re too busy! You need to slow down! Please pause and take a moment to enjoy these photos of children terrified of Santa.

Santa looks drunk and sweaty, here, doesn’t he?

Too much egg nog and now he’s manhandling the arms. You’re stronger than you know, drunk Santa!

I don’t know about you, but Santa’s package is creeping me out here:

No one needs to see Santa’s moose knuckle. This tot has the right idea. Run, little girl, run!!

And here we have horror of a purely existential variety…

……as this rosy-cheeked, bowl-full-of-jelly wee one looks into Santa’s face and sees her future. Yes, that is you in 60 years bumpkin!! Beard and all.

Enjoy your week, everyone. I’ll try to post, but things will be busy. Tomorrow is my birthday and I leave for the break on Friday after my Spanish final on Thursday. So, we’ll see. Ciao for now!



  1. Happy Birthday! 🙂 kim

    Comment by kim — December 18, 2007 @ 6:32 pm

  2. Thanks! Wow, it’s been a long time!

    Comment by shhville — December 18, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

  3. Happiest of Birthdays!

    Damn, Santa is creepy…

    Comment by His Sinfulness — December 18, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

  4. I think there was a picture of me as a little kid on Santa’s lap, crying… probably wondering, “What the fuck? Aren’t we Jewish?!”

    Happy birthday.

    Comment by Michael — December 19, 2007 @ 12:03 am

  5. Happy Birthday! Enjoy yourself!

    Comment by Vince — December 19, 2007 @ 5:06 pm

  6. hi! i am here! came in for a 24 hour quick blowout.. call me if you can; i can’t find your number. 917-573-6808. I am on fuller street in brookline. love; the Elke and Penny fam club- Roo, Jitterbug, and Sarah

    Comment by sarah — January 5, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

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