Slow Adventures in Slothville

March 11, 2008

CKMW + Separated at Birth: Super Spawn Edition

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 11:55 pm

(CKMW = Celebrity Kabuki Mask Watch)

Remember when Meg Ryan was cute and not terrifying?

Vaguely, right? Crying over Goose in “Top Gun” and faking orgasms in “When Harry Met Sally”………cute!

Well, pretty soon after she had that gross affair with Russel Crowe…

…..(*shudder*) on the set of their awful cheesefest action unpacked crap nugget of a movie, “Proof of Life,” she started to morph into the Cat in the Hat.

Enough with the Restylane, woman! Jesus Christo!

So, this tragedy has been a snowball rolling downhill for some time now.

But then, TODAY………I discovered an image that chilled me to my very core. D-Listed posted a story about the Meg Ryan facial sadness mess and it would seem that Miss Meg is the super spawn of this guy…

This guy:

And this bitch:

LOOK OUT WORLD, IT’S THE JOKUBI IN THE HAT! Ok, minus the hat.

Meg: “Could you move my jaw for me so I can stop smiling and eat?”

Tom: “DO NOT WANT.”

Later, cats!

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10 Comments »

  1. Huh? What is your point?

    Comment by Katinka — March 12, 2008 @ 12:04 am

  2. Hanks isn’t lookin’ too good, either.

    Comment by The Retropolitan — March 12, 2008 @ 12:24 am

  3. Who the fuck is Katinka? Go away, Katinka. If you are looking for posts that have a POINT, you are on the WRONG BLOG. Vamoose!

    At least Hanks is aging instead of turning into a cartoon…

    Comment by shhville — March 12, 2008 @ 12:36 am

  4. best. post. EVER!

    Comment by monkey — March 12, 2008 @ 8:39 am

  5. You know, up until that last picture, I was thinking “Meg Ryan is aging a lot like Rick’s Ex.” 😉

    Comment by Julie — March 13, 2008 @ 12:34 am

  6. Okay, did you see Lara Flynn Boyle on last night’s ep of Law & Order? I thought she had let those lips deflate already, but she’s pumped them up again and she must have injected herself with enough Botox to kill an entire zoo. She looks at least 20 years older, and her face is almost identical to Delta Burke’s (who doesn’t look that bad for HER age), but she still has this tiny little Mary-Kate & Ashley body that doesn’t match the big puffy face. Do these women not have girlfriends to tell them they look ridiculous?

    Comment by shelley — March 14, 2008 @ 3:53 am

  7. brilliant. and sad. she really ruined herself by messing with her lips.

    Comment by ko — March 14, 2008 @ 5:23 am

  8. Why are these women scared to age naturally? It’s so sad.

    Jellyfish toxin injections for everyone!

    Comment by Seth — March 15, 2008 @ 12:53 am

  9. I am a big advocate of plastic surgery. Personally I think all ugly people should be mandated to have it. Our government should fund these surgeries through reduced spending on inner-city youth programs. Instead, give those ugly inner-city kids some plastic surgery and they will instantly feel better, perform better, and use better higher class drugs.
    I plan on having a few surgeries in the next couple of years in order to keep me forever in my 20’s. They include but are not limited to: wrist and forearm implants, liposuction in my neck and in-between toes, armpit hair restoration, coin-slot skin rejuvenation, and earlobe implants.
    Plastic surgery is the answer to all your problems.
    This ridiculousness is provided courtesy of: Cho’s Grocery 21oz coffee.
    http://zendriving.blogspot.com/

    Comment by Tsunami — March 27, 2008 @ 10:58 pm

  10. […] dearly beloved Meg Ryan, whose Michael Jackson-esque plastic surgery downward spiral we have been documenting for some time: Meg Ryan playing the controversial role of my ex […]

    Pingback by Friday Foto Roundup: Too Much Shit For One Post Buhfuckit. « Slow Adventures in Slothville — September 8, 2008 @ 8:48 pm


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