(CKMW = Celebrity Kabuki Mask Watch)
Remember when Meg Ryan was cute and not terrifying?
Vaguely, right? Crying over Goose in “Top Gun” and faking orgasms in “When Harry Met Sally”………cute!
Well, pretty soon after she had that gross affair with Russel Crowe…
…..(*shudder*) on the set of their awful cheesefest action unpacked crap nugget of a movie, “Proof of Life,” she started to morph into the Cat in the Hat.
Enough with the Restylane, woman! Jesus Christo!
So, this tragedy has been a snowball rolling downhill for some time now.
But then, TODAY………I discovered an image that chilled me to my very core. D-Listed posted a story about the Meg Ryan facial sadness mess and it would seem that Miss Meg is the super spawn of this guy…
And this bitch:
LOOK OUT WORLD, IT’S THE JOKUBI IN THE HAT! Ok, minus the hat.
Meg: “Could you move my jaw for me so I can stop smiling and eat?”
Tom: “DO NOT WANT.”