Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 7, 2008

Breaking: Sloth Not Dead in Ditch

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, Penny — shhville @ 9:33 pm

Well, hello to my 3.1 readers! I know, you were envisioning my anonymous corpse rotting in some back woods somewhere while my family and friends scratched their heads and asked each other, “You seen Sloth lately? Bitch don’t come around no more.” Suh! I’m not DEAD. I’m in GRADUATE SCHOOL. I’m fuckin’ busy! Plus, I’m moving and that is a hassle and a half.

Anyway, I figured I’d better put something up here before my blogging license gets revoked. Also, the SAB I wanted to do is teetering on irrelevance, so I have to get on it.

A little while ago Courtney Love was photographed walking around in her granny underpants looking all pale and skeletal and fucked up. Some people thought she looked like a ghost but with that white skin and blood red gaping maw, I thought she resembled someone else altogether:

I think they’d get along great, don’t you? They could share makeup tips and and talk about chaos together. CUTE.

P.S. If you haven’t seen TDK you have problems and I don’t even know how to help you.

And as punctuation on this very quick mini-postette, I give you two recent Penny Pie pictures. Yes, they are of her in bed again. She’s just so cute in the morning! Enjoy.

I’ll try to post my favorite ever picture of Amy Winehouse before the week is out. Ciao!

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2 Comments »

  1. I’m the 0.1. The Fractional Man.

    I’m also apparently the only person who has yet to see TDK. I think I’m just over comic book adaptations. For now.

    But I’m NEVER over Penny.

    Comment by wunelle — August 8, 2008 @ 2:35 am

  2. God almighty, that is a cute dog.

    Comment by Sister Wolf — August 11, 2008 @ 6:38 am


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