Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 29, 2008

McCain picks a Doozy. I mean, Floozy

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom, Politics — shhville @ 11:10 pm

Ok, so I was right in the middle of thinking about thinking about posting when I heard that Sarah Larson was picked for Republican Veep! ALRIGHT SARAH, YOU GO!

Look at her brain wheels spinning while Clooney blathers on – she’s been planning this shit for a while. She’s all, “Just you wait, I’ma be a big fuckin star, bro. I’ma get me a different old man to hang onto and his name’s JOHN MCBAIN!”

Sarah plots her Whitehouse makeover....um, takeover....

Sarah plots her Whitehouse makeover....um, takeover....

*rock me Sarah Larson, uh Sarah Larson….rock me Sarah Larson….*

McCain better watch out, though, I hear that bitch is a biter.

CHOMP!!

CHOMP!!

MCBAIN/LARSON ’08!!!!!!!!!!

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3 Comments »

  1. I’m sorry, but my comment has been eaten by the mottled/nubbly chest in the first picture.

    It reminds me of the boy who smacked my bad sunburn when I was twelve, so he could see his handprint and watch me howl in pain. I pinched him until he cried in front of his friends, that’s how I roll.

    Comment by Tot — August 30, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  2. That’s a pretty awesome shot of Clooney. Looks like he forgot to put in his teeth.

    McBain’s VP pick is 100% baffling. I really don’t believe they knew her daughter was preggers.

    Comment by Seth — September 2, 2008 @ 6:06 pm

  3. I just wanted to say that I favorited you. Your Penny is a cutie pie. Makes me think of my little old lady poodle Penny.

    Comment by Genevieve — September 6, 2008 @ 12:47 am


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