Slow Adventures in Slothville

September 15, 2008

Separated at Birth: Gay Mafia Edition

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 7:41 pm

So, I intended to post this last week but then I got all cracked out on the election coverage and was busy posting things to my Facebook page every five seconds. The world, it seems, has gone completely mad and now David Foster Wallace has offed himself which makes the world madder still. Is it any real surprise, then, that Kevin Spacey is turning into Tony Soprano?

Now, I should own that I have never actually watched the Sopranos, but I know EXACTLY who that guy is. He’s the dude who beat the living shit out of Patricia Arquette in “True Romance” before she smeared shampoo in his eyes, set him on fire, stabbed him with a corkscrew and shot him in the chest with a 12-gauge, not necessarily in that order.

When he’s not kicking the crap out of deliciously curvy ex-call girls, this is Tony Soprano:

Gay Mafia Kingpin

Gay Mafia Kingpin

And this is Tony Soprano on drugs (with his rent boy):

Completely

COMPLETELY

FUCKING

FUCKING

HIGH

HIGH

And that’s your PSA for today. Later, cats!

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14 Comments »

  1. Wait – that ISN’T Kevin Spacey? Scary…

    Comment by E-Lo — September 15, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  2. yeah.. that’s kevin spacey…

    Comment by Liz — September 16, 2008 @ 4:18 am

  3. Oh NOES! I Like Kevin Spacey. What is he DOING?!

    Comment by aimee — September 18, 2008 @ 3:46 am

  4. Not all Alaskans love Sarah. Pics of the anti sarah rally here: http://laurainak.blogspot.com

    Comment by laura harvey — September 18, 2008 @ 10:53 am

  5. It has been long rumored that Kevin Spacey is gay.

    And yes, that IS Kevin Spacey not James “Tony Soprano” Gandolfini.

    Comment by Michelle — September 18, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

  6. hey sloth-

    haven’t checked in a very long time, but I figured you might have something to say about Ms. Palin. Personally, I’m at Defcon 3 Tin Foil hat. good luck with school…
    robyn

    Comment by Robyn — September 20, 2008 @ 4:21 am

  7. Oh goody, I’ve always heard that Kevin likes underage boys and now we have pictures! You go girl!

    Comment by Sister Wolf — September 24, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

  8. Hope your autumn hasn’t been too wet and nasty! I know Penny doesn’t like going out in the cold and wet.

    Comment by Seth — October 20, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

  9. I miss my daily Sloth intake. 😦

    Hope you did well this semester!

    Comment by Seth — December 15, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

  10. Oh my,
    That is so disgusting..
    Is he really a gay??!!

    Comment by Jules — February 20, 2009 @ 10:08 am

  11. Slothy? Have you left your blog for Facebook exclusively?

    Comment by Seth — March 6, 2009 @ 9:38 pm

  12. Hmmmm, I’ll take that as a yes.

    Comment by Seth — April 2, 2009 @ 7:49 pm

  13. Funny you should ask. I’m writing a post for Slothville now. I got derailed by the election last year, you know?

    Comment by shhville — April 5, 2009 @ 4:17 am

  14. No worries, I’m sure some people are still reeling from the last election. Coincidentally I realized I’m a cursed voter after a local city council election. I’ve never voted for anyone who has run opposed and won outside beyond school elections.

    Comment by Seth — April 5, 2009 @ 9:15 am


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