So, I intended to post this last week but then I got all cracked out on the election coverage and was busy posting things to my Facebook page every five seconds. The world, it seems, has gone completely mad and now David Foster Wallace has offed himself which makes the world madder still. Is it any real surprise, then, that Kevin Spacey is turning into Tony Soprano?
Now, I should own that I have never actually watched the Sopranos, but I know EXACTLY who that guy is. He’s the dude who beat the living shit out of Patricia Arquette in “True Romance” before she smeared shampoo in his eyes, set him on fire, stabbed him with a corkscrew and shot him in the chest with a 12-gauge, not necessarily in that order.
When he’s not kicking the crap out of deliciously curvy ex-call girls, this is Tony Soprano:
And this is Tony Soprano on drugs (with his rent boy):
And that’s your PSA for today. Later, cats!