Slow Adventures in Slothville

April 7, 2009

The Shiny, Orange, Gag-Reflex-Triggering Elephant in the Room

Filed under: Celebrity Whoredom — shhville @ 6:32 am

Oh, HEY, it’s the premiere of the new Valentino documentary! Look at all the celebrities!

Anne Hathaway! Oh, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanne. You are looking scrumptious.

My skin! So pale! So flawless!

My skin! So pale! So flawless!

And check out those SHOES, girlfriend! You are SMOKIN’ HOT.

My drapes match the carpet. And my shoes match the other carpet.

My drapes match the carpet. And my shoes match the other carpet.

Oh, and HELLO, Gwyneth P is in the hizzouse!

They re-cast me in Iron Man 2! SUCK IT, TERRENCE.

They re-cast me in Iron Man 2! SUCK IT, TERRENCE.

And, OH HONEY, check out those shoes!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

I am a macrobiotic GODDESS.

I am a macrobiotic GODDESS.

Well, I can only say I wish I had been there!

No you don't. Ahahaha! Hiiiii, honey, just...not so much touching, ok? OH. God.

No you don't. Ahahaha! Hiiiii, honey, just...not so much touching, ok? OH. God.

Enjoy the show everyone!!

Utah!! Get me two

Utah!! Get me two

tickets to Crazy Town.

tickets to Crazy Town.

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3 Comments »

  1. He has GOT to cut back on his carrot intake…

    Comment by His Sinfulness — April 7, 2009 @ 8:49 am

  2. Whoa. Why are his hands so white? Oh, that’s his real color? Poor Valentino. It’s okay to have natural skin color on your face.

    Comment by Seth — April 7, 2009 @ 6:22 pm

  3. It looks like he smeared motor oil on his face, doesn’t it?

    Comment by Elke — April 7, 2009 @ 6:46 pm


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