Oh, HEY, it’s the premiere of the new Valentino documentary! Look at all the celebrities!
Anne Hathaway! Oh, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanne. You are looking scrumptious.
My skin! So pale! So flawless!
And check out those SHOES, girlfriend! You are SMOKIN’ HOT.
My drapes match the carpet. And my shoes match the other carpet.
Oh, and HELLO, Gwyneth P is in the hizzouse!
They re-cast me in Iron Man 2! SUCK IT, TERRENCE.
And, OH HONEY, check out those shoes!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
I am a macrobiotic GODDESS.
Well, I can only say I wish I had been there!
No you don't. Ahahaha! Hiiiii, honey, just...not so much touching, ok? OH. God.
Enjoy the show everyone!!
Utah!! Get me two
tickets to Crazy Town.
Slow Adventures in Slothville 
He has GOT to cut back on his carrot intake…
Comment by His Sinfulness — April 7, 2009 @ 8:49 am
Whoa. Why are his hands so white? Oh, that’s his real color? Poor Valentino. It’s okay to have natural skin color on your face.
Comment by Seth — April 7, 2009 @ 6:22 pm
It looks like he smeared motor oil on his face, doesn’t it?
Comment by Elke — April 7, 2009 @ 6:46 pm