Slow Adventures in Slothville

August 9, 2010

Monday Mini (Featuring James Badge Dale & Gavin Rossdale)

Filed under: Slothyness — shhville @ 7:33 pm

So I was waiting at the bus stop this morning because it’s too hot to walk to work today – this fucking air, it’s like trying to breathe through a wet washcloth – and this *unbelievably* attractive man comes running by (all sweat and tendons and perfect teeth) with a huge brown hound of indeterminate breed on a leash.

Coincidentally, he sort of looked like this guy:

My hounds wants to sniff your skirt.

Who, while we’re talking about it, is totally the poor man’s this guy:

My widow's peak will fuck your widow's peak up, Badgefro.

I mean, check it:

SEXYFACE

EXTRASEXYFACE

And also:

Skinny is the new hot.

Your head-to-body proportion is mildly surprising.

So, anyway, this guy’s big, sweet dog was all, “I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU IMMEDIATELY AND STICK MY COLD, WET NOSE UP YOUR DRESS WHILE I’M AT IT” and the dude was all, “I’m so sorry! Buddy, stop it!” and I was all, “It’s ok, he smells my dog” and the dog was all, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH” and the dude was all, “You also look exactly like my girlfriend.” And before I could say, “Why is a hot piece like you dating a short, tubby sloth who hasn’t shaved her armpits in four days?” they were gone. But, hey, there may be hope for me yet, non?

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7 Comments »

  1. I wonder at guys who use “You also look exactly like my girlfriend” as their exit lines. What is that about?

    Comment by Julie — August 9, 2010 @ 9:53 pm

  2. FIRST!!!

    Comment by Julie — August 9, 2010 @ 9:53 pm

  3. I fail miserably in appreciating men for anything more than ascetic and stylistic virtue, but this guy has totally got it going on…

    Comment by Theodore Vodka — September 21, 2010 @ 6:43 am

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    Comment by Kitten and Cats — May 9, 2011 @ 8:22 pm

  5. Haha! I was in shock when I read this post as I looooove Gavin Rossdale and thought James Badge Dale was really cute when I saw him in the Pacific but didn’t connect the two. But I guess I DO have a type then!! It all started with Dana Ashbrook (way back when) and then went onto Pete Sampras (see the similarities?) I guess I just love those curly headed boys!

    Comment by Amanda — October 2, 2011 @ 5:14 pm

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