Ok, here’s the deal.
1. My name is Sloth. This blog is about my 7 lb. monster chihuahua, Penny, and celebrity shit. For personal/political stuff, see the archives. I don’t write about that shit on here any more because my attention span has been worn down to the nub by THIS CRAZY WORLD WE LIVE IN.
2. I used to password-protect everything after a creepy break up that I had, but that turned out to be a giant pain in the canhole so if there seem to be narrative gaps, it’s because I just deleted a bunch of shit that you fuckers don’t need to know about.
3. Yes, I know I haven’t updated since April of last year. This blog is a ghost ship right now, but it’ll be back as soon as I have two fuckin seconds to rub together. Quit pressuring me, FUCK.
Update: so now I’m blogging a little bit, I guess. Ok, cool. If you need to reach me: firstname.lastname@example.org