Slow Adventures in Slothville

December 18, 2007

Scary Santas!

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 5:26 pm

You’re too busy! You need to slow down! Please pause and take a moment to enjoy these photos of children terrified of Santa.

Santa looks drunk and sweaty, here, doesn’t he?

Too much egg nog and now he’s manhandling the arms. You’re stronger than you know, drunk Santa!

I don’t know about you, but Santa’s package is creeping me out here:

No one needs to see Santa’s moose knuckle. This tot has the right idea. Run, little girl, run!!

And here we have horror of a purely existential variety…

……as this rosy-cheeked, bowl-full-of-jelly wee one looks into Santa’s face and sees her future. Yes, that is you in 60 years bumpkin!! Beard and all.

Enjoy your week, everyone. I’ll try to post, but things will be busy. Tomorrow is my birthday and I leave for the break on Friday after my Spanish final on Thursday. So, we’ll see. Ciao for now!

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July 23, 2007

Whoooo, dusty in here…

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 1:27 pm

Hey, so I’m back. But I’m really MORE back tomorrow because after taking two months off from work I came back to find that our office is neck deep in an audit.
So I’ll post tomorrow, eh? In the meantime, I  have to  take care of the spider web  stretched across the corner of my cube and no, I’m not even kidding about that.

April 20, 2007

Adoption Option

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 2:58 pm

Hey, y’all.

I just applied to adopt a teeny tiny helicopter.

Check him out!

March 29, 2007

Absent Sloth

Filed under: Slothyness, Whateverall — shhville @ 3:43 am

Wow, I haven’t abandoned Slothville this egregiously since……the last time.

I’ve been busier than…….oh, I don’t know. Paris Hilton’s publicist? Man, that was lame. See? I’m so scattered I can’t even get my brain to come up with a decent analogy.

I DO have a post coming soon, I swear. It’s about dating do’s and don’ts. Well, mostly don’ts. Until then, go to Cute Overload and watch the video of the hamster eating a wee piece of broccoli. It distracted me from my Work Overload for a full 7 minutes as I watched it over and over, snort-laughing all the way.

I’ll link it when I have a second. Keep the faith! Later!

UPDATE: There is a BABY SLOTH on Cute Overload today! Uhhhn!!!

March 19, 2007

Protected: Things I Wish I Didn’t Know

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 6:02 pm

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March 5, 2007

Promises, promises…

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 2:43 pm

I know……………. I never finished telling you about last weekend (cabaret!) and now another weekend has gone by. For shame!

But now I need breakfast.

Please indulge yourselves by watching these awesome animal videos until I return with cereal and update again.

In a very short amount of time: cabaret! No, seriously! Cabaret, comin’ up!

February 21, 2007

Gaaaak!!

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 4:42 pm

By the time I have a moment to spare to tell you about my LIFE, it will be OVER!!

This level of stuff-to-do calls for some BEASTIE BOYZ, yo.

February 6, 2007

Tuesday Non-Post

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 2:48 pm

Looking around my workspace today, I feel the panic starting like a heat wave up my neck. I have an impossible amount of work to do. There is literally no way I can make this happen, and I have to submit a report to the chair of the department this afternoon.

There is a big part of me that just wants to shut down and refuse to do what I have to do and read celebrity goss all day. But Paris and Lindsay will just have to get along without my avid attention today. Until I have time to give you a better post, please entertain yourselves with Worth1000’s latest awesome contest: celebrities as anime.

December 28, 2006

Reminder

Filed under: Whateverall — shhville @ 5:42 pm

Hi everyone – just a reminder that I’m on vacation and won’t be updating until next week. Every year I forget that most people don’t have this week off. Academia…….pretty cushy…….

Have a great New Year’s, everyone. I’ve got lot’s to tell ya when I get back! Cheeeeyow!

December 14, 2006

Uh Muh Guh!!!

Filed under: Family, Whateverall — shhville @ 2:44 pm

Peeps!! I’m sorry to inform you all that I just found out YESTERDAY that everything I want processed by the end of the year has to be finished by MONDAY. Since when do they give me THREE MEASLY DAYS notice??? I’m the financial approver for AN ENTIRE GIGANTIC DEPARTMENT.

FINE.

So, between this new development and my mom’s 50th birthday on Saturday, I’m afraid I won’t be a-bloggin’ until Tuesday comes a-knockin’. Good luck with whatever you have to do this weekend. Graaaaaamuhfuh!!!!!!

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